I CANT HANDLE THESE IMAGES OF CUTE CHOW CHOWS AAAAAAH
oh man but guys seriously imagine the cute adventures of Steve being a fluffy toodle snoot!
OH MY GOSH NO IT’S THE FLUFFIEST DOG EVER TOO FLUFFY TOO FLUFFY!!!
*sees a dog*
me: holy shit
best of “she wears short skirts”
friendship necklaces where one says “eat” and the other says “ass”
These photos were taken a few seconds apart.
Not gonna lie, this made me laugh for a good ten minutes when I first saw it.
I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?
WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA
Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..
I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC
THIS IS TOO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON TO HAVE
This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.
instead of spending 17000 dollars on dashcon let’s spend 17000 dollars on a remake of The Producers about the events of DashCon
"You know, it’s absolutely amazing! Under the right circumstances, a conrunner could make more money with a flop then he could with a hit!"
"Yes, you keep saying that, but you don’t say how.”
"Well, it’s simply a matter of creative accounting."
"So in order for our scheme to work, we’d have to create a surefire flop!"
"Step 1! We find the worst userbase ever assembled."
"Step 2! We hire the worst staffers in town!"
"Step 3! I raise $17,000!"
"Yes! $8500 for me, $8500 for you. There’s a lotta gullible 12-year-olds out there!"
"Step 4! We hire the worst panelists in town and open in Illinois, and before you can say ‘Step 5…’"
"We close in Illinois, take our $17,000, and go to Rio!”
“♪~We can do it~♪”